<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30020586</id><updated>2011-04-21T13:04:16.111-07:00</updated><title type='text'>lame lor .. slap ur face</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30020586/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>ah wee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02022571987363988881</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30020586.post-116002593984451962</id><published>2006-10-04T22:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-04T22:25:39.846-07:00</updated><title type='text'>helo</title><content type='html'>hey .. very long nv update le hor ??&lt;br /&gt;wahaha&lt;br /&gt;sorry frenz .. i very busy this few day ..&lt;br /&gt;lion dance&lt;br /&gt;9 emperor&lt;br /&gt;many many stuff&lt;br /&gt;so nv update ..&lt;br /&gt;when i'm free i will update ..&lt;br /&gt;actually nobody will mind i got update anot oso la..&lt;br /&gt;byebye&lt;br /&gt;take care&lt;br /&gt;have a nice day =)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30020586-116002593984451962?l=lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com/feeds/116002593984451962/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30020586&amp;postID=116002593984451962' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30020586/posts/default/116002593984451962'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30020586/posts/default/116002593984451962'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com/2006/10/helo.html' title='helo'/><author><name>ah 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hui finish .. but he donno i go help him teacher see .. then write something on the paper .. donno iszit minus my mark again .. wahaha .. nvm la after zhen hui finish the thing teacher give him trouble shooting 2 do .. then i help him awhile ok liao sit down at the table play liao .. till 11 o'clock then go break . slanz lor .. i eating vegetarian liao lor .. sch nth 2 eat .. see my frenz eat the curry chicken rice .. the smell so nice .. wahaha left me siting there nv eat .. as we having our project presentation at 3pm we all slack at the library till 2 pm disturbing passerbye ..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;like oie xiaojie .. ur wallet drop liao .. then the gal turn wit a blur blur look so funny .. then oso got disturb those very nerd de as their pant wear so high then shout wah do u mind wearing it abit higher ..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;finally we go back 2 class we all play the glue .. lame lor sanjvee boliao take lighter burn the glue then the whole thing catch fire .. then we take go toilet play fire smelly lor .. wahaha after tat go presentation le .. yeah success .. we all pass it .. then i go home le .. go interchange there eat vegetarian awhile later renzheng call ask me wan watch soccer anot at bedok there .. then i say ok lor .. wahah wait 4 2 hr then they reach .. wah slanz lor .. nvm cos 1hr b4 ah kun reach liao then at there chat lor till renzheng &amp; weehock 2 reach .. then go watch young lion vs bedok FC .. very very boring .. donno wat r they kicking .. i watch till sleep .. anyhow pass 1 .. then oso not exciting 1 .. watch till last 8 min we go home liao .. very boring lor .. take 24 then change bus 147 then reach home le .. bath &amp; sleep ..&lt;br /&gt;byebye&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;take care&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my life is so childish ..&lt;br /&gt;play wit fire ..&lt;br /&gt;but fun =)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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bored then disturb her lor .. wahaha .. then i reach home eat dinner jiu sleep liao .. boring rite  ?? i think so too ..&lt;br /&gt;bye bye&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nothing's gonna change my love for you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You oughta know by now how much I love you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One thing you can be sure of:&lt;br /&gt;I'll never ask for more than your love.&lt;br /&gt;Nothing's gonna change my love for you&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30020586-115759687091278512?l=lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com/feeds/115759687091278512/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30020586&amp;postID=115759687091278512' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' 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teacher day 2day &amp; all their student become guai guai boy boy .. wahaha &amp; oso specially 4 my best teacher of my life meiyin xiaolaushi .. wish she will find the boy of her dream like i find the gal of my dream .. jia you wor ..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;start my day at weehock house cos me 2gether wit renzheng alvin kimsoon ah toh thay all celebrate their last day from eating meat or anything tat have life .. so eat vegetianan le 4 1 &amp; the half month .. as 4 me i eat 1 month cos i junior ma .. wahaha bbq start ytd after our dota match wit julio they all .. wahaha then after we ton at weehock house start my day seeing his bro weejie play battleon .. wat a lame game .. wahaha hmm then fellow on wit kimsoon aka everyone faourite ah kun tat is ya kun kaya roti =x kiddin .. wahaha then weehock wake up le last 1 weetong tat is weehock 2nd small bro . wahaha ..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;then see ah kun play dota i play wit weehock house phone .. 1stly i call my only daughter sherlyn chat awhile as she is outside so i don disturb her lor 2nd i call xiyan but her phone off 3rd jeslynn .. wahaha chat chat chat then ask 4 my mummy jiamin num then 4th i call jiamin wahaha u guy will nv noe wat she is doin even i her son oso donno .. guess wat she reading story book wor ..wahaha then call meiyin but she still sleeping so i don call le .. wahaha wan 2 wish her happy teacher day oso cannot .. &amp; the last of all janice my lovely sun nu er then pass the phone 2 weehock cos i wan go home bath .. wahaha then eat lunch .. awhile later go meet weehock they all le .. then we go play dota .. suddenly esmond call he say treat us all play dota again .. then take bus go serangoo play dota .. after tat go home le .. bath liao eat my dinner &amp; when i was about 2 sms my dream gal cuiwen she sms me le .. i late 1 step .. good nite sweet dream .. then i go 2 my bed &amp; sleep le .. sleep 4 awhile she sms me a sweet good nite msg .. isn't it sweet .. but i was 2 sleepy then nv reply her .. wat a pig .. wahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;specailly thx 4 the designer of my blog cuiwen .. clap clap clap .. wahaha&lt;br /&gt;i give 5 star 4 her hard work .. thx you &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thx 4 spending ur time reading my long lame blog u guys ..&lt;br /&gt;wahaha&lt;br /&gt;have a nice day&lt;br /&gt;stay happy ..&lt;br /&gt;byebye&lt;br /&gt;stanley signing offz =P&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30020586-115719625175302865?l=lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com/feeds/115719625175302865/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30020586&amp;postID=115719625175302865' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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this few day at home or maybe 4eva .. wahaha hack care house no com sch got com .. wahaha .. i oso won't get bored as i have my dreamgal cuiwen 2 accompany everynite .. wahaha .. ai ni hao xinfu .. hehe her voice is jus so sweet .. wahaha .. love chatting wit her &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2day nth really happen la .. 4 plus go weehock house play com .. then 6 meet tian hao 7 ah kun go lion dance competition at cheng shan cc .. wahaha lame lor .. b4 the competition start we go eat 2gether wit ah tiong at AST place .. haiyo so dangerous there .. &amp; btw wat is wrong when i drink kopi .. wahaha ah tiong say when did i satrted 2 become uncle drink kopi .. wahah then after that go back there see lion dance liao ..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i see the 1st round 7 then 2nd round xin chan de but then only half way .. cos i need 2 go home early .. then at 72 bus stop 4 bus .. so boring but lucky cuiwen is alway there when i need some1 .. hehe chat wit her till i reach home .. wahaha jus feel so xin fu chatting wit her .. i wonder how 2 leave properly if she go .. she is really a importance person in my life .. i love her .. but she don love me =( i m only 1 of her good frenz 2 her .. haiz .. nvm i believe that day will come .. i will wait till the day she give up me ..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gtg bb&lt;br /&gt;take care guy&lt;br /&gt;hehe&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30020586-115432169390356106?l=lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com/feeds/115432169390356106/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30020586&amp;postID=115432169390356106' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30020586/posts/default/115432169390356106'/><link 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my bro morning play liao u play again .. then i orh off the com go watch tv .. awhile later weehock &amp; kimsoon msg me 1pm meet at hougang mall .. eat lunch then go tong yi .. i was wat the hell my papa jus go out buy my lunch leh .. nvm i say i meet u guy later at home eat liao then go hougang mall meet ah toh &amp; weehock ah kun(kimsoon) haven't reach then we go interchange take bus 51 till euno lor .. then we sence the the wind 2day very 'windy' suitable 4 alban(my head of tong yi) 2 fly kite(lai ang)=X .. he mood very very bad ar .. i think we better go somewhere else instead =X then ah ben come liao go change 2 wei ji cloth as we r helping wei ji 2day .. then go yishun .. when we reach yishun saw monkey god my idol .. he is so cool .. then oso got da ah,peh gi ah peh ,sa ah peh .. then we sit 1 lorry wit a dragon 2 play .. wah very light lor very good 2 play .. then we oso see a 21 ppl play de dragon fuck up long .. i wonder how many pattern it can play .. so long behind ppl can blur leh .. wahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;then sit lorry go jurong there tat panda road tat temple .. wahahah pray there &amp; here .. after tat go back lorry .. ah kun la donno how 2 play the 4th place go 4th place then the whole dragon play wrongly&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;then in lorry play .. ah ben ah beng xiao gal ah tiong ah hock ah kun ah toh &amp; esmond they all disturb me ask me wan anot xiao gal 1 .. siao she so erxin ask me touch her .. eeee ah lian somemore bitch .. wahahah then act monkey god sa ah peh =X ah ben acty as if he die liao then i act crying =p&lt;br /&gt;wahaha&lt;br /&gt;then i left at ang mo kio as i cann be home late ..&lt;br /&gt;chat wit cuiwen in sms ..&lt;br /&gt;finally her phone top up liao&lt;br /&gt;can chat liao .. then reach home watch the ghost show on channel 8 .. wahaha&lt;br /&gt;then sleep le &lt;br /&gt;nitenite&lt;br /&gt;sweet dream&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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go out .. wah can u all imageine how my tummy was callin "papa wo hao er wor" then go eat le .. wahaha eat hao le go back mall as there r performace there ma .. about world cup then go see lor .. then there was a competion hell there then the ppl there ask us wan join .. but actually we don wan but nvm la .. play game only ma .. lame lor weehock they all play b4 leh .. i 1st time play .. sure lose 1 ma .. then i vs weehock wah lost wor .. 9-0 can u guy imageine how paisay anot ?? wah f him ar .. haha nvm after tat play wan liao go eat dinner le as it is getting very late soon .. after eatting we go around hougang walk walk walk .. then hor walk till very slanz liao thinking wan go play bike anot .. then ok lor .. go my house take my bike &amp; my bro bike 2 lent ah kun cos he don have bike .. after tat go find hock take his bike .. after tat we go cycle till rivervale plaza .. then think no no puggol park more fun cos can race bike .. then go puggol park .. wat the hell so many ppl playing roller blade .. then if i see roller blade i thik of cuiwen wo de 'mong zhong qing ren' wow .. hehe then cycle half way realize ah kun disappear .. then we stop seeing him riding slowly .. then he say canno cannot my leg carm .. wahaha then we sit there waitin 4 his leg 2 heal .. then go 401 coffeshop eat lasilamk .. yummy awhile later benny &amp; his tiong gi tiong ppl come le .. wah piang all gangster only i 1 not gangster .. cos i don join de ma only play lion dance .. wahaha ..then eat finish le i go home .. end of my day .. yeah!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30020586-115119952750049356?l=lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com/feeds/115119952750049356/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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funny</title><content type='html'>2day is erm i wake up on around 10 plus .. as u guy noe wo shi zhu ma .. then wake up le on my com then see yensiew online so chat wit her lor .. then tianfang oso online le .. so i chat wit them lor chat chat chat the tianfang saY WAN 2 be my god sis .. i was like siao ar ?? god sis very slanz lor .. arbo other 1 ba .. then she think &amp; i think then think of xiao tian shi cos her name have tian infront ma .. then she say ok lor .. then i ask wah then me how ?? i wat ?? she lame lor ask me ownself think so i think lor .. hehe i noe i be xiao mogui .. angel &amp; devil is 4eva not match 1 ma .. as we alway quarrel during msn when the 1st time i noe her .. wahaha .. then she say i clever can think of tianshi &amp; mogui then i was thinkin no la not i clever but she is stupid .. wahaha=x but i nv tell her .. then after tat jiejie donno hu la oso online the own me 1 icecream 1 .. bleah hack care then we chat till jiejie &amp; tianshi off line le .. but yensiew still online she say she is waiting 4 her bf .. then i pei her chat lor cos she feel sad ma .. after awhile she say tat her bf is sick .. then she ask me whether wan 2 pei her walk walk anot cos wan 2 find ppl 2 tok ma .. then i say ok lor then change hao le go take 72 meet her .. wat the hell i was late lor .. then we go TM walk walk after tat go CS walk walk then she buy thing drink she is so damn lame lor .. she drink finish le left ice then she say cannot finish then call me help her drink .. i was like huh, helo all ice leh .. oh ok nvm i was about 2 throw it away but see her face like no don waste .. so i bite all the ice 4 her till no ice left .. my mouth is so so so damn numb .. ouch then we go take neoprint .. lame lor 1 pic i act as if i m prayin 2 god then actually we don wan tat pic but the machine no time automatic choose tat photo 4 us .. slap the machine face .. after go cut lor then she say wan 2 join the funny face contest there .. then the gal workin there heard it so ask us 2 write down the form then yeah our pic is there .. wahaha after tat we go home le i walk her 2 her house then i go take bus .. in the bus sms xiyan askin me 2 pei her &amp; ivan 2 Jurong point .. come on leh jurong leh .. imageine from east 2 west hello very far u noe .. slap my face .. then i say many many reason say i will be a light bulb but she kill all my excuse then i say i very tired then she say ok lor .. wow so heng wor .. then when i reach home about a eat my dinner tianfang sms me say she alone take bus at yensiew house there .. wah i sayi jus reach home u then msg .. if not i can go kill tat tianshi liao .. wahah nvm chat wit her till the 9o'clock show start then i don reply=X after tat as normal i msg cuiwen nitenite chat awhile i fall asleep .. then sheena call me ask 4 extra phone cos her phone take repair .. but the voice not like her leh more like jeslyn de .. then i say ok lor i help u find but i nv cos i go back bed sleep .. hp on 2 silent .. shhhhh..... don disturb next morning then reply her la but then i nv reply =X&lt;br /&gt;end of my day&lt;br /&gt;byebye&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30020586-115112158724940939?l=lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com/feeds/115112158724940939/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30020586&amp;postID=115112158724940939' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30020586/posts/default/115112158724940939'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30020586/posts/default/115112158724940939'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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eat dinner .. damn lame lor .. the steam fish like cook wit only boil water no smell 1 then the prawn no cook enff 1 eee then so many left over .. wahaha after tat go back euno take money watever ..$50 share among 4 of us .. the each take $10 the other 10 take cab home .. then esmond go his bishan we go our hougang .. then kimsoon go home 1st after tat me wit hock donno wan 2 go home anot so we go hougang mall see cai .. then walk up &amp; down see chio bu .. then we meet untill simon .. wahaha still as fat as ever .. but more funny .. then go play game then i see para para so go play lor .. then benjamin mao mao &amp; valent come so play wit them lor .. haha they lame lor donno dota act as if they very good in dota .. then i say u all 3 vs me 1 la .. all mid .. then i say u all can choose hero i play -random they say wat m i tokin .. wahaha they lame lor donno how 2 play then i say aiya u all noob .. they diam diam .. wahaha .. then go mac eat then tok about our frenz from 4ab last time .. then tok dou weiliang then we maybe ask him come out lor .. then we go his house downstair meet him .. then disturb play play play .. then go home .. this the most relaxing day .. wahaha]&lt;br /&gt;byebye&lt;br /&gt;take care&lt;br /&gt;thx 4 reading&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30020586-115103538295827156?l=lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com/feeds/115103538295827156/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30020586&amp;postID=115103538295827156' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30020586/posts/default/115103538295827156'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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10am .. then surf net see frenster .. wahaha .. then create this lame blog over here .. trainin 2 type fast oso .. later lion dance .. frenz say wear lion dance shirt there .. which i nv take tat day lame lor .. drinkin my ice milo .. listen 2 music .. fuk up stupid idiot slanz ar .. wahaha maybe go watch kid central later .. i don wan 2 grow up .. wahaha .. slanz .. byebye guy .. enjoy ur day .. take care&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30020586-115085797692985824?l=lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lame-lor-slap-ur-face.blogspot.com/feeds/115085797692985824/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30020586&amp;postID=115085797692985824' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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